So I’m going to be come a “normal” teen and go out and drink and smoke have a lot of sex start ditching and fail out of high school and ruin any chance at college I have. It will all be ok and none of it will have consequences as long as I don’t get l caught. If she can do it so can I and I bet my parents will excuse all of it just like her if I only say “no I didn’t do it”. Sounds good, I don’t have to try for anything anymore my parents will take care of me as long as they can live in denial.
Stereo typical teenager